Revision Heck

Okay, I know the title sounds silly, but I don’t swear. Doing revisions tempt me, however. A lot.

I would like to take this opportunity to represent oppressed authors everywhere and just scream at the top of my lungs. Cover your ears because I’m going to do it in all capital letters.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Is my editor insane? Does he hear voices instructing him to make all of these little comments? Or is he just trying to drive me crazy? Maybe insanity is like misery and it loves company.

Well, somebody had better get out the extra place settings because I’ll be arriving shortly.