It’s book signing time again. That means it’s time for me to beg friends, strangers, and potential stalkers to come to the Barnes and Noble at Chandler Fashion Mall so that I look like I have a following. Tomorrow, June 20th, 3:00.

Lisa McMann will be signing there too and since she is a NYT best seller she will no doubt have hordes of fans screaming, “Lisa! Lisa! Sign my book!!” (Okay, probably not–book readers don’t tend to be a wild group–but you know what I mean.) And I will be twiddling my thumbs and examining the table cloth.

I know how it goes. I’ve been through this before.

Here are a list of the mega selling authors I’ve done signings with:

Gary Paulson (Hatchet and a gazillion boy books)
Christopher Paul Curtis (two Newberys)
Barbara Park (Junie B Jones)
Stephenie Meyers (Twilight)
Brandon Mull (Fablehaven)
Shannon Hale (Newbery, Goose Girl Series)

I’d write more but frankly this is just a depressing list.

So come. Even if you have all my books. They make good gifts and Christmas is just six short months away. Besides, if you do I’ll come to your Tupperware party. See, it’s all good.

Now I just need to find and post a picture of Robert Pattinson so people will stop by this blog . .