New Year’s Writing Resolutions

It’s that time when we all start thinking about New Year’s resolutions. I’ve come up with ten writing goals. I might be able to keep nine of them.

1) Learn how to spell hors d’oeuvres so I don’t have to google it every single time.

2) Use the word appetizers more instead of hors d’oeuvres.

3) Don’t yell things at the computer such as, “Find that file or I’ll show you what you can do with your gigabytes!” Or any other thing that would make the neighbors question my sanity.

4) Stop checking Amazon’s rankings for my novels. Do I really want to know that353,194 books are selling better than mine today? No, I don’t.

5) Stop noticing Amazon’s rankings for other books. Do I really want to know that Snookie’s book is number 11 in biographies? Again, no, I don’t.

6) Learn what all those acronyms mean so I can understand my fan emails.

7) Don’t send critiques to authors who have asked me for blurbs. (Yes, I have done this, and yes, I do feel bad about it. But in my defense, I was trying to help the authors improve their books.)

8) Don’t see how many sunflower seeds the hamster can fit in its mouth while I’m supposed to be writing.

9) Don’t see how many Almond Joys I can fit in my mouth while I’m supposed to be writing.

10) Finish my middle-grade fantasy, sell my paranormal romance, write sequels to Slayers, Erasing Time, and the next Fairy Godmother book–and do all the revisions said books require.

Sigh. Can you guess which goal I’ll have the most trouble with?