Why writers shouldn’t write warning signs, part two
Writers have vivid imaginations. It shows up even when they write No Parking signs
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Wow! I’ll sure as heck never park there!
I do this every single time I try to talk someone out of something….”you can’t ride your bike with a flat tire because you’ll fall off and smack your head on the curb and your brains will ooze out the crack in your skull and when it rains the water will wash your brains into the sewers and the rats will follow the scent of your blood up to your body which will be pruny from all the rain, making it easier for the rats to burrow inside your body”….
OMG. Did you SEE what I just wrote? I think I still have Halloween on the brain. I’m sorry this was such a gross comment. 🙂
Funny post!! And so very true.
So funny!!
I definitely won’t be parking there. Hilarious!
I’m especially afraid of that expensive knocking sound.
Very cute!
That brings back nightmares. My van has been in the shop 3x this year. All bills over $800.
LOVE it!
LOL! Wish I was so cleaver!