One of the harsh realities about Christmas is that you always end up getting something that you would never have bought for yourself. If you’re really lucky, it’s some decorative thing that you have to put up in your house somewhere because the giver will visit and wonder where it is.
But don’t fret. It could always be worse. For example, your loved ones could have gotten you an Obama Chia Pet. Isn’t America great? Where else could children dream about growing up to have their face on a Chia Pet?
Or how about these lovelies:
They’re Worry Kitties. You’re supposed to whisper your worry to one of the sympathetic Worry Kitties and then tuck the adorable critter ‘neath your pillow before you go to sleep, and in the morning your worry will be gone!
Is it just me, or do the rest of you think that if you put one of these underneath your pillow, it would come to life sometime during the night and gnaw your ear off? That’s what I’d worry about.
Need something even creepier? How about skeleton yard gnomes. Really, I am trying to imagine the new-product-meeting where some genius came up with this idea.
And who doesn’t need a solar powered waving queen figurine? (At least they didn’t make her into a chia pet.)
My last aren’t-you-glad-you-didn’t-get-it-gift will need a bit of explanation. I love dolls and spend far too much time on eBay perusing through doll listings. I especially love looking at the reborn dolls. This is not a religious movement, but a way of painting dolls into one of a kind masterpieces that could pass for real children. Take a look at the next picture for an example of what some artists can do:
Gorgeous, right? (It’s on eBay right now for 125.00. I’m so tempted.)
Well, for some reason that is beyond me, people can’t leave well enough alone, and this apparently applies not only to yard gnomes, but also to reborn dolls. Because the horrible new trend in the reborn dolls is–get this–reborn orangutans.
So then, your Christmas stash really wasn’t all that bad, was it? And hey, if you need to go out and buy yourself a gift, I know of some great books you could buy. Just saying . . .